Simon and Edie and ROBBIE MORRISON readthrough Destiny’s Child” and discuss: Bad titles, Doctor Zhivago, Christmas Fairytales, and revelations on the first choice artist for Dante!
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Ep 41: The Chaperone
Simon and Edie readthrough “The Chaperone” and discuss: space cushions, Pterodactyls, sepia squids, and no spoilers.
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Ep 40: Thieves' World Part 2
Simon and Edie readthrough the second half of “Thieves’ World” and discuss: chez lounges, Lee Pace, shadow murder, and coloring coming together.
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Ep 39: Thieves' World Part 1
Simon and Edie readthrough the first half of “Thieves’ World” and discuss: spaceship aerodynamics, STINGRAY, French neighbors, and failed project references.
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Ep 38: Beast of Rudinshtein-Dissenter
Simon and Edie readthrough “The Beast of Rudinshtein” and “The Dissenter” and discuss: defenestration, war-time cannibalism, the healing power of cleavage, and funeral sex.
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Ep 37: HELLFIRE!
Simon and Edie readthrough “Hellfire” and discuss: unsexy sex scenes, airplane seats, art nouveau Lulu, gothic Lulu, and LIVE at Lawless!
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Ep 36: Titania Uber Allies
Simon and Edie read through “The Road of Bones” and “Deadlier than the Male” and discuss: RIP John M. Burns, Unhappy New Year, Man-hating feminists, Giant G-strings, late listener questions, and Lawless Con!
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Ep 35: Interview Special: Annie Parkhouse
Simon and Edie interview ANNIE PARKHOUSE!
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Ep 34: Sword of the Tsar
Simon and Edie readthrough “Sword of the Tsar” and discuss: splashy returns, Robert Shaw, happy twisty parents, and Stookies!
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Ep 33: Dragon the Depths
Simon and Edie readthrough “The Depths” and “Dragon Island” and discuss: Lauren’s missing family, butterfly airships, bad classic rock parody songs, and flower market hat pirates.
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Ep 32: Interview Special: Charlie Adlard
Simon and Edie interview CHARLIE ADLARD!
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Ep 31: Primal Usurper
Simon and Edie readthrough “Primal Screams,” “Devil's Deal,” and "Usurper” and discuss: Scottish self-loathing, consensual kilt-lifting, chaos chimpanzees, and nonsense contracts.
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Ep 30: Agent of How Could You...?
Simon and Edie readthrough part two of "Agent of Destruction" and "How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life?" and discuss: Thunderball, Lava Lamps, rope-swinging super-powers, and insects vs. lizards.
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Ep 29: The Falcon of Destruction
Simon and Edie readthrough “The Sea Falson” and “Agent of Destruction” and discuss: Pirate dinghies, how to design characters, the perils of being an adopted stepdaddy, and exotic American girl names.
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Ep 28: Hell and High Water
Simon and Edie readthrough “Hell and High Water” and discuss: Mommy issues, Mommy issues, Mommy issues!
Ep 27: The Romanov Job
Simon and Edie readthrough “The Romanov Job” and discuss: Sticky frisket, Viennese beer mug cameos, train station thieves, hand lettering follies, and refusing to take compliments.
Ep 26: The Romanov Empire Part 2 & Return of the Gentleman Thief
Simon and Edie read through “The Romanov Empire” (part 2) and “Return of the Gentleman Thief and discuss…stuff! And Things! We’re having technical difficulties this week so, choose your own adventure ok? Does anyone actually read these things anyway?
Ep 25: The Romanov Empire Part 1
Simon and Edie readthrough The Romanov Empire (Part 1) and discuss: cold-war ekranoplans, the real reason Dante never hits on Elena, the forgotten incest twins, and MORE LISTENER FEEDBACK!
Ep 24: Fiends
Simon and Edie readthrough “Fiends” and discuss: UV satellite future tech, Definitely NOT Sarah Michelle Gellar, being united in a common trauma, the truth about blood troughs, and kinky cable cars.
Ep 23: One Last Beguiling
Simon and Edie readthrough “One Last Night in the House of Sin” and “The Beguiling” and discuss: Cheesecake Wars, Big Butt Chess Horses, the many children of Nikolai Dante, and LISTENER FEEDBACK!